A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.

The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."

Pacific lost by twenty runs after being outplayed by a youthful Potters Bar.

Pacific v Potters Bar

Pacific v Potters Bar

Pacific v Potters Bar

Pacific v Potters Bar

Potters Bar v Pacific

Potters Bar innings  R  M  B  4  6 Adams   c & b Gleadow   27  0  0  2  0   Taylor   c Rademaker b Gleadow   44  0  0  6  0   Hodge   c Smith b Faisal   26  0  0  5  0   Tittman   c Smith b Gleadow   2  0  0  0  0   Rock   b Rademaker   9  0  0  0  0   Fenell   c Tempany b Rademaker   4  0  0  1  0   M Brisenden   c Tempany b Smith   2  0  0  0  0   Rowlands   c Faisal b Smith   36  0  0  4  1   T Brisenden   b Rademaker   3  0  0  0  0   Lane   lbw b Rademaker   0  0  0  0  0   Barnes   not out    2  0  0  0  0    Extras (b 13, lb 1, w 1, nb 0) 15      TOTAL (30.1 Overs) 177

Fall of wickets:  1-80

Bowling  O  M  R  W    James Gleadow   8  0  45  3    Lucius Faisal   8  0  59  1    Kurt Rademaker   6  1  29  4    James Smith   6.1  0  30  2    Jon Brown   2  0  6  0

Pacific innings  R  M  B  4  6 Peter Hollman   b T Brisenden   8  23  15  1  0   Joe Bennett   b T Brisenden   0  7  4  0  0   Jon Webley   c Hodge b Rock   16  61  52  2  0   Rob Allum   c Rowlands b Hodge   8  16  9  2  0   Darren Tempany   b Fennell   52  63  34  6  2   Roland Cramer   b Hodge   2  4  5  0  0   Jon Brown   b Fennell   11  50  38  0  0   Kurt Rademaker   c Rock b Fennell   11  30  19  1  0   Lucius Faisal   lbw b Fennell   0  2  1  0  0   James Smith   c Rowlands b Rock   11  0  22  2  0   James Gleadow   not out    11  0  14  0  0    Extras (b 0, lb 8, w 16, nb 2) 26      TOTAL (35.0 Overs) 157

Fall of wickets:  2-16 , 3-30 , 4-74 , 5-82 , 6-103 , 7-120 , 8-120 , 9-128

Bowling  O  M  R  W    Fennell   8  0  25  4    T Brisenden   8  2  28  2    Rowlands   5  1  23  0    Hodge   6  0  23  2    Barnes   2  0  19  0    Rock   7  0  28  2